March 2011
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
HAHAHAHHAH I JUST ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS WATCHING THIS!!!
IT WAS SOO FUNNY!
maybe it was just me, but this really made me laugh
September 2010
2 posts
August 2010
1 post
SOOOO I want a second tattoo. but I dont know what I want yet. I want it on my wrist thoughhh. I just like the way it feels. hhahahah
June 2010
6 posts
Beggers can’t be choosers
May 2010
8 posts
April 2010
11 posts
Love is such an amazing thing.
Diet :D
Just started my new diet today. I bought slim fast and I’m going to be drinking only 2 slim fasts a day one for breakfast and one for lunch and then dinner. I’m also taking super B complex vitamin supplements and waiting for my diet pills to get here. :D
Brandon!
I Love Brandon so much, I love just having him around me. It is just the best feeling in the world to I wish I could have that feeling all the time. But lately I’ve been grounded and I am so sick of the way my mom has been treating me. I am 17 years old, and I am old enough to make decisions for myself. But she is treating me like I am 2. It’s just making me want to disobey her more....
Little old couple :|
Dorian: There's this little old man and woman that always come into McDonalds and he looks at kelly all weird.
Me: OH WAIT I know who your talking about they look like real old and they are short and have like scrunched faces???
Dorian: Yeah, they look like they are 80 but they are really only 50, they look like that cause they did meth
Me: yeah dude he comes in my line at wal mart all the time, and like jokes around and tries to make me laugh and shit.
Dorian: I'm gonna buy you a knife
HAHAHAHA
Popsicle stick jokes
These jokes on the popsicle sticks just keep getting lamer and lamer. They are ridiculous. This the one that I just got…
What did the MONEY name his kid??
BUCK
How freaking stupid is that??
It didn’t even make me smile let alone laugh, what kind of joke is that?? Hahah.
The next one I had was:
what did the hot dog name his kid?
FRANK
It was the same joke just different...
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching
– Unknown